if i had a drink everytime iwas drunk i would be drunk
- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”
Then I saw it
awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz
I don’t get it.
Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?
im GONNA PEE
is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN
oHMYGOD
SCREAMING
…and once again! The day is saved by the HogwartsHeroins!
I’m 12000% done with this website
(Source: bigbossu)
It’s a pandog! [via]



